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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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posted 7 hours ago with 42,254 notes  nyxweaver)

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away

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posted 8 hours ago with 166,483 notes  anacondom)

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

(via petewentzsbuttblog)

posted 8 hours ago with 38,777 notes  ugly)

me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
posted 9 hours ago with 21,352 notes  sailorzero)

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

(via rosiedoll)

posted 9 hours ago with 56,722 notes  iwishihadafather)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

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posted 10 hours ago with 32,492 notes  lackadaisicalify)

forreal-tho:

jionttt:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

dying

more accurate is “Member of asshole race”

No chill

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posted 11 hours ago with 35,265 notes  prettylittlekeegan)

modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”

(via tommothebadboy)

posted 11 hours ago with 20,655 notes  modestmgmtofficial)

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

(via itsraininbritishmen)

posted 11 hours ago with 82,820 notes  homogayhorse)

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

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posted 11 hours ago with 66,167 notes  arabellesicardi)